Message from the Dog:
Hi, my name is House. I’m the cutest dog in the world. Anyway, I’ve hacked into my mom’s blog to show you something. Look at the picture that I loaded. Can you believe this? How could she put such a thing up on the wall for everyone to see? I tried to take them down, but I can’t reach them. I looked at the receipt and it actually said ass hooks. Are you kidding me? How embarrassing.
Oh well, I guess I’ll allow them to stay due to the fact they hold our walking collars. It still bothers me how when my parents say, “Let’s go for a Walk!” that I automatically go to…..the ass hooks!